My Favorite Chorley things.
Places to go.....
Astley Hall - A great place to go to as any school child will tell you. I can't remember what it's like as we were only forced to go on a school trip there once, I think there maybe a suit of armour in there somewhere.
Camelot - Wow, I love this place and if it wasn't so expensive I would go every week. Jousting, rides and hotdogs, great day out.
The Park (park hall night club) - great place to tap off and have total strangers ask if you want to have sex in their car. Strictly adults only.
The Royal Lancashire Agriculture show - WOW, at long last the show sounded brilliant not just a load of animals in a field, which although nice wasn't really my cup of tea, so when I heard that last year it had a stall with Nintendo Wii demo's I was excited for my kids thinking AT LONG LAST something fun for them to do, oh, but it had moved to Blackburn.
Nobles - the no.1 gambling spot in chorley. Lose your money in the slots, bingo or fruit machines.
Morrisons - So popular that most people who shop there go every day.
Chorley FM - it's a great station, I don't listen to it myself so am guessing but if Peter Kay endorses it then it must be great, coz he's funny.
Chorley cakes - dead flies in a sugary coating all wrapped up in a biscuit.
Dave Spikey - Dave is official spokesperson for Chorley, ever since his infamous 'cock on Chorley bus station' joke, and as such can now also be classed as official property of Chorley.