Looking for love
Lurking for love, freindship or just sex? Come look here lots of bargains.
Men seeking women.
- 89, seeking curvy lady 40-60, hurry up I don't know how long I've got left.
- 19, no STD's, seeking similar.
- 35, GSOH, NS, TLC,
- 45, seeking midget for fun and friendship,
- 22, married with 2 kids seeks one night stands.
- 43, solvent, need I say more?
- 35, desperately seeking Susan, she's hot!
- 35, TNT, POD, ODB,
- 27, DJ, let me play with your vinyls.
- 72, seeks mutton.
- 36, fat balding man seeks fat balding woman to cheat on girlfriend with, we can become boyfriend and girlfriend after that and i will cheat on you too. Text Paul Buckley.
- 46, white hair, red glasses, seeks 2 for the price of 1.
- 52, long greasy hair, dresses as cowboy, seeks 16yr olds for fun!
- 48, young looking seeks similar. And i mean similar.
- 35, BBQ. DIY, HSBC.
- 33, tiny, seeks lady with strong glasses.
- 51, forgetful.
- 39, loves dress-up, seeks lady with outfits to share.
- 24, seeks three-legged woman, my coffee table has broken.
- 42, likes mumbling seeks someone to mumble with.
- 42, ugly liar seeks hot women for sex as my birthday treat, wife need not apply. Text Simon Barnes.
Men seeking men.
- 47, mentally ill, obese, seeks stan laurel look-a-likey.
- 35, AC/DC, DVT, DVDA,
Women seeking men.
- young looking,45, GSOH, attractive, smokes crack.
- young looking,57, GSOH, attractive, lives in posh area, does minimum amount of heroin possible.
- young looking,38, GSOH, attractive, too much make up but am trying to hide pockmarked skin from heavy drug usage.
- heavy goods vehicle, 28, nice bumpers, fat, alcoholic.
- 49, fat balding woman seeks fat balding man who is a liar and cheats. Text Natalie Melling.
- young looking,44, GSOH, attractive, always in pub from 11am to whenever you take me to your place.
- young looking,45, GSOH, attractive, desperate.
- young looking,51, GSOH, attractive, cheap date, i don't charge for sex.
- 17, i want a baby, plz fertilze me!
- young looking,36, GSOH, attractive, mentally ill.
- young looking,41, GSOH, attractive, theif.
- young looking,67, GSOH, attractive, solvent.
- sweaty lady, 29, wltm man with no nose.
- 32, stupid woman seeks serial cheat for headfuck. Text Katie Barnes.
- yuong louking,43eee, GSsoOH, atracive, too drunk for sex.
- young looking,44, GSOH, attractive, seem nice from the outside but i abuse my kids when no ones around.
- young looking,22, GSOH, attractive, slightly wrinkly from cider abuse.
- clapped out old banger, 41, going cheap.
- young looking,49, GSOH, attractive,bored. And boring.
- young looking,89, GSOH, attractive, lol.
- young looking,29,GSOH, attractive, will sleep with all your mates as well as you.
- 44, honest I am sexy and attractive, men find me too attractive to approach.
Women seeking women.
- mad, GSOH, bubbly, 27.
- feminine, i want you, 41.
- 80, wltm companion to walk dogs with very slowly.
- 16, sick of staying in drinking white lightening, wltm freinds to babysit for me so I can go out.
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